Roommates Item for AsheRhyder

This is a bit of nonsense for *AsheRhyder in reference to her awesome comic Roommates and the finding-a-date-for-Javert thing. The joke here is that original cast Javert was played by Terrence Mann, the same guy who played original cast Beast, so Jareth apparently thought Belle was a good option. (And described Javert as "hairy.")